Just a So-Cal Latina who enjoys humor, home decor, and pop culture.

I stan for Beyonce and Trent Reznor.

Sometimes I will talk about my personal life.

montypythonandtheholycats:

goth-heaux:

His date wants to be me so bad!

I mean, I almost thought that WAS you for a second.

I need to hit the gym and get back to my ultimate form.

montypythonandtheholycats:

goth-heaux:

His date wants to be me so bad!

I mean, I almost thought that WAS you for a second.

I need to hit the gym and get back to my ultimate form.

(Source: becausethemusicdo)

we down here poppin big bottles

sickomobb:

image

(via sadgirl2003)

find-amycordon:

AMY CORDON, a 14 year old girl, just went missing on TUESDAY, 1PM, AUGUST 19, 2014 please share the news! THIS IS IMPORTANT. She’s 14 years old. Please, please reblog this. If you find her, call:
(914) 377-7900- THE POLICE
(914) 295-7169- HER SISTER
please, reblog.

find-amycordon:

AMY CORDON, a 14 year old girl, just went missing on TUESDAY, 1PMAUGUST 19, 2014 please share the news! THIS IS IMPORTANT. She’s 14 years old. Please, please reblog this. If you find her, call:

  • (914) 377-7900- THE POLICE
  • (914) 295-7169- HER SISTER

please, reblog.

(via hotcheetoprincess)

gblawie:

Jimador, Jose Cuervo agave fields, Jalisco 

gblawie:

Jimador, Jose Cuervo agave fields, Jalisco 

(via slumkitty)

That’s cool. I mean that is my name. Lol. danny-lohner

tinypantsbishounen:

*stirs coffee with a lit cigarette and then drops it in* have you ever heard of the smiths

(via my-precious-whore)

danny-lohner:

I fucked up on the ask I thought preference was asking about what my hair and eye color is …..

Dammit

parents:

honey, it's time for the sex talk

me:

what do you wanna know

His date wants to be me so bad!

His date wants to be me so bad!

(Source: becausethemusicdo, via my-precious-whore)

my-precious-whore:

This is so nu metal

LMAOOOOOOOO

my-precious-whore:

This is so nu metal

LMAOOOOOOOO

(via danny-lohner)

I was tagged by danny-lohner

RULES:
fill in all the blanks and tag six people

BASICS
1. name: Elena
2. birthday: do not wish to disclose
3. favourite number(s): 100
4. height: 5’2
5. talents: talking shit, decorating, cooking, staying low key although these are not talents as much as a necessity.
6. can you juggle?: No
7. art/sports/both: I’m a swimmer and I’m not artistic so I will say sports.
8. do you like writing?: yes
9. do you like dancing?: Yes
10. do you like singing?: yes and I sound like William Hung

1. dream vacation: I would like to go to Mexico DF
2. dream guy/gal: the Cinnamon Apple that I’m married to.
3. dream wedding: I had a very simple wedding but if had to do it over again I would elope and get married on a beach somewhere.
4. dream pet: my cat Chiquita 
5. dream job: haven’t figured it out yet but that’s okay.

MUSIC
1. favourite song: Can’t narrow down to one 
2. favourite album: The Fragile and BEYONCÉ
3. last song you’ve heard on the radio: half a person
4. least favourite song: 1979 
5. least favourite album: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
6. least favourite artist: The Smashing Pumpkins

PREFERENCE
1. guys/girls/both: I like the mens
2. hair colour: naturally black
3. eye colour: dark brown
4. humorous/serious?: both because I’m both
5. taller/shorter: taller
6. biggest turn off: people who are intolerant and prejudice and loudmouths
7. biggest turn on: simplicity, directness, and humbleness.

I tag : all of yous!!!

spacemountaineer:


The entrance to Disneyland in 1965, when parking was only $0.25. You can just make out the Matterhorn underneath the “A”
via eBay seller nobleauction

spacemountaineer:

The entrance to Disneyland in 1965, when parking was only $0.25. You can just make out the Matterhorn underneath the “A”

via eBay seller nobleauction

(via wutmel)


this picture gets me out of bed in the mornings

this picture gets me out of bed in the mornings

(via my-precious-whore)

zimbabwe2003:

I’m done

zimbabwe2003:

I’m done

(Source: yhegg, via thickhoe)